This is the stuff of my nightmares, people -- 450 pound killer jellyfish taking over even the most industrialized countries. If it can happen in Japan it can happen here, and we don't even have their innovative defense of eating the jellies or using them as face cream. Japan, China, and South Korea have arranged a summit to deal with this threat, but I fear (as I believe many do) that it's already too late. And the Japanese government's "jellyfish countermeasures committee"? It's a fucking joke to these massive and deadly cniderians. Our only hope may be to enlist the armed dolphin to defend our coast, but who's to say the dolphin will be on our side.
It's time for Plan B: nuke the oceans.
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smack o' jelly fish. smack, smack, smack
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