12.07.2005

The State of California Politics: An Instant Message Discussion

Tall Guy: newsmax wants mel gibson to challenge schwarzenegger in the republican primary
Law Boy: that makes me want to vomit. though it might be fun to make CA politics all celebrity all the time
Tall Guy: who should the dems run?
Law Boy: to be governor you must have starred in, produced, or directed a film that grossed over $150 million domestic
Tall Guy: matt damon? tim robbins? george clooney?
Law Boy: to be a senator, $75 million
Law Boy: big-city mayors, $25 million, preferably an ethnic comedy
Law Boy: state senators must have at least 3 credits on imdb
Tall Guy: martin lawrence
Law Boy: yeah, or ice cube
Tall Guy: that would be a good
Tall Guy: what latinos should we elect
Law Boy: hmm, i don't know. tommy chong?
Tall Guy: isnt he in jail?
Law Boy: i thought he got out. he could be the new tookie.
Tall Guy: he has the street cred with the humboldt crowd
Tall Guy: state senator chong
Tall Guy: assemblyman cheech
Law Boy: wow, there are very few latino celebrities
Law Boy: oh, edward james olmos has gravitas
Law Boy: he could totally run
Tall Guy: at least state senate for olmos
Law Boy: he played a supreme court justice on the west wing
Law Boy: that counts for something
Tall Guy: that counts for a lot
Tall Guy: john leguizamo
Law Boy: he lives in ny
Tall Guy: jlo too damnit
Law Boy: how about george lopez
Law Boy: he sucks so much, though
Tall Guy: is ray romano italian or latino
Law Boy: i don't think latino
Law Boy: freddie prinze jr. is latino!
Tall Guy: no way
Law Boy: yeah
Law Boy: very much. like, half.
Tall Guy: hollywood latino
Law Boy: oh, he's a quarter latino
Law Boy: but still. that's something.

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