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On the birth of his 5th child, the Donald finally reveals the secret to his youthful vitality that the public has long been clamoring for. "I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young," Trump said. Yup, that's right. Sneaking your sperm into some young model's vagina after she only married you because you swore again and again your were infertile and she wouldn't have to bear another unholy Trumplet keeps the Donald young enough to hit on his own kids.