3.07.2006

trump's woman has bigger things to worry about, like the forthcoming trumplet


"The first time I ever had a mouthful of carbonara, it was almost frightening because we knew our erotic interest in each other could take over every other thing," Star writes breathlessly. "We had an intoxicatingly sexual connection the first two months of our relationship." [...]


"It wasn't an easy decision," recalls Star. "Carbonara is a beautiful pasta. It fills me up like I've never been filled before." [...]

"One day, I would read in the press that I'd quit the pork," Star writes. "The next day, I'd read a story saying I'd had a bacon-fat jacuzzi custom built. I remember my husband saying to me, 'Baby, what are you today?' And me answering, 'Just who I was yesterday, baby.'"

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