Baconitis is a chronic and debilitating condition that affects a large number of bacon lovers. Baconitis is characterized by a severe and acute hungering for bacon in whatever form it may be procured, ranging from bacon in its most pure form to a midday BLT to an elaborate bacon based meal such as an carbonara. I know about Baconitis because I suffer from it. That is why, with Blognac's support, I founded Americans for the Relief of Baconitis, an organization dedicated to providing bacon to those most in need.
Please join me today, March 7th 2006, on the first ever Baconitis Awareness Day and show your support for Bacon lovers and Baconitis sufferers by wearing one of our organization's deep-fried bacon ribbons.
Baconitis is a chronic and debilitating condition that affects a large number of bacon lovers. Baconitis is characterized by a severe and acute hungering for bacon in whatever form it may be procured, ranging from bacon in its most pure form to a midday BLT to an elaborate bacon based meal such as an carbonara. I know about Baconitis because I suffer from it. That is why, with Blognac's support, I founded Americans for the Relief of Baconitis, an organization dedicated to providing bacon to those most in need.
3 comments:
alex. that's foul. please never attach bacon (or any other deep fried food) to your body again. miss you boobs!
ew. I bet you ate it off your shirt before you made it out of the house.
not ew. awesome. you ROCK
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