50 Cent Proclaims, "Bush Loves Black People"

50 Cent, in order to exploit a demographic until recently untapped by the by the gangster rap genre, has appealed to God-fearing conservative black Repulican hurricane victims (and the conservative white Republicans that run their think tank) In a startling move, Mr. Half Dollar, the bullet-embracing street corner crack-selling impresario, has called out fellow rapper Kanye West and distanced himself from the Chicagoan's race-based critique of President Bush's handling of the Hurricane Katrina response.

WTF? Remember the Clinton-era when rap feuds pitted East Coast v. West Coast, Bad Boy v. Death Row, and Notorious BIG v. Tupac, and actually involved human-orchestrated violence and death.

Note: I suspect Mr. 5 Dimes is positioning himself to replace the overly qualified First Lady as our nation's Gang Czar, but that, my friends is just conjecture at this point in time.