11.14.2005

Father of Fugly Freezes Seed for Future Sowing

Rod Stewart, father of the fugged-out-and-it-ain't-no-secret Paris Hilton sidekick Kim Stewart, announced he will be cryogenically storing his Grammy-nominated sperm for his wife's future insemination "in case of problems" with his trouser-rocking trio "Pete the Meat and The Boys"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

nice f-ing pick. looks like he just finished at the bank. vomatotious.