I am not sure why I find Phil Alito's (son of Scalito) self-authored online bio so amusing, but it's clear he didn't anticipate his dad needing Senate confirmation anytime soon:
I became interested in politics and got involved with Gary Condit (not like that). I served as a parking aide to Nancy Pelosi (I won't even start on her) but was fired when Barbara Boxer came onto me. Eventually, I decided that my teeth needed to be cleaned, so I came to Colgate with a band of gypsies (who I have declared war on and will one day destroy). I decided to join "The Forum" to make friends but obviously that hasn't worked out.
The bio has been taken down, but the cached version is available here.
Via HuffPost
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