This year in history....

50 years ago, Vladimir Nabokov penned Lolita the sexual and controversial tale of Humbert Humbert a nymphet-loving pedophile whose lust and love for the prepubescent breast-budding female child still inspires (a very small fraction of) men to this day.

In honor of Nabokov, BlogNac is honoring a modern-day Humbert Humbert with our own Humbert Humbert Humpty Dance Award Winner...

Drum roll... please....

Yours truly, the 15 year-old Aaliyah-marrying, video-tape-peeing Rrrrrrr. Kelly.



Note: Ever-loyal reader Kaldonkey makes an interesting observation when she notes that Mr. Kelly is trying to conceal his pedohile-loving wang with urban camoflauge in order to lure more young ladies into his lustful lair.