10:28pm: LC and Anna Wintour? What what?
10:27pm: WHAT IS THE SURPRISE? An LC spinoff? Didn't we already know about this? "The Hills". Like Beverly Hills.
Morning After Suggestion: MTV should also have a show following Taylor and her little slutty sorority sisters at Arizona.
10:25pm: "A new generation of drama"
10:24pm: little sisters on season 3? hot.
Morning After Assessment: LC's little sister is sooo not hot. She has a huge underbite which should take at least half the season to correct.
10:23pm: LC IS BACK FOR SEASON 3!
Morning After Assessment: LC looked so broke in the hot tub. Put on some more make up already.
10:22pm: that was 22 LAME ASS MINUTES OF CRYING!! WHAT THE FUCKASS? What's the point of commericial-free if you end early!?
Morning After Assessment: Yeah WTF?
10:21pm: mollyblog: "its hard to hate kritsen because she is so perfect"
Morning After Assessment: We'll see how perfect you think she is after her cameo in the new Deniro movie.
10:20pm: Kristin's MONTAGE!!!!! My car is DUNZO!!!!
10:19pm: manhugs and man i love you's between Talan and Jason. Ced jerks off in the corner.
10:18pm: "Thank god I don't have to say goodbye to you." Just stupid Jessica This whole episode is about hating on big-boobie Jess.
Morning After Assessment: I don't think Kristin or Alex was actually friends with Jessica before the producers hooked them up.
10:15pm: "Sometimes the things we need the most are the things that fill the holes." That's what the song said when Stephen was kissing Kristin. It's about sex, right?
10:13pm: "Alllll the ways we can't let gooo. Allllll the ways we carrrry onnn."
10:12pm: For anyone on the west coast, here's your drinking game: do a shot every time someone says "weird". If you don't die, you get to be on the next season of LB.
10:10pm: What does Stephen's orange bracelet mean? In support of people who seemed cool at the beginning of the series but eventually emerged as LB's biggest tool?
Morning After Assessment: Stephen is pathetic, but for some reason I found him less so this episode.
10:08pm: I wonder how hard it was to get your band's song into this episode?
10:07pm: I've been informed that the theme song is Hilary Duff. Stephen just stuck a boot in LC's face and called her "special".
10:06pm: mollyblog: "say goodbye, since you will never. be. allowed. back. from. 30. miles. north."
10:05pm: Talan has a tattoo on his left shoulder?
10:03pm: I was noticing during the marathon today how big Jessica's breasts are. Anyone else notice this? Also, who even sings this theme song?
Morning After Assessment: Jesus, Noah, I can't believe it took you this long to notice her breasts. Do you actually watch this show?
10:02pm: Hey look, Kristin and other girl are totally undermining Jessica! Weird!
10:01pm: will this be the last time i hear kristin's sweet voice telling me what happened last week?
10:00pm: fuck you trl dude and fuck your dumb face
9:59pm: fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah
9:50pm: T minus 10 minutes. Watching Law & Order. Hard to describe emotional state. Trying to steady nerves with beer, wine, Absolut Raspberi.
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you guys really need to revamp this shit. a brilliant post like that, and all you get is this spamydonkeycrap in response? noah, it isn't right. jessica has huge tatas, the likes of which haven't been seen since nineteen-ninety eight. but her body is weird and blobular even though she is still somehow skinny. but this is only a small part of why she hates herself and everyone else does too. LC's sister IS a dog. poor thing....my prediction is that she will be on the first episode to create a semblence of continutity, and will thereafter only appear occasionally to make use of the glorious view out back of her mansion and catch all the dirty little beauties getting drunk and making out under the lax ass supervision of mr. and ms. conrad.
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