11.14.2005

Chinese Lead World in Underwater Weddings


I guesss it shouldn't surprise anyone that the world's most populous nation is also the world's leader in submarine nuptials. In order to consolidate its lead in this category Hong Kong's Ocean Park now offers a $14,000 underwater wedding service for those that want to tie the proverbial knot a league under the sea. The wedding package comes complete with a lifesize Communist Seal to preside over the ceremony before throwing the bride and groom overboard and into the fish tank.

Note: Party officials are debating whether or not to open the park for underwater conceptions and birthings.

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