1.31.2006

I Vant Your Votes...

Minnesota Vampyre candidate for Governor arrested...

Jonathan Sharkey, Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party Gubernatorial candidate, pledged public impalement in front of State Capital for certain wrongdoers.

His policy proposal prohibiting the sun from rising was getting no traction with Minnesota voters who after six months of winter actually appreciate a little sun now and again.

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