Literature:
Child acting superstar Macaulay Culkin will release a compendium of letter, comics and poems in
his debut book Junior, which his publisher has described as "part memoir, part rant, part comedic tour-de-force." His publisher, Miramax Books has also indicated that "[Culkin] does not know how to write a book", "does not like books with introductions" and "has issues with closure."Why you should read this book: You probably shouldn't. It doesn't have a beginning or and end.
What else you should know about the man behind the novel: Culkin, after a short-lived teenage marriage to Rachel Miner, is set to marry star of That 70s Show, Mila Kunis.
Music:
Pop star impregnator and career backup dancer, Kevin "KFed" Federline, is getting his shot at solo artist superstardom with his upcoming rap album. His first single, PopoZao, which means 
big ass or something like that in Portuguese, will liklely be the biggest club hit of 2006. You can and really should watch a video [here] of KFed get down and jiggy in the studio. Apparently, KFed, who only knows two words to his own song, envisions Popo Zao as a Hip-Hop Macarena that is best expressed through the use of ridiculous arm movements.
Why you should listen to this album: Prepare yourself for what is almost certainly going to be the worst album released this year. People are going to be making fun of it for years to come, so take a listen and then participate in the ridicule.
What else you should know about the man behind the music: It is being reported that his ex-fiance and baby mama, Shar Jackson, is sleeping or has slept with Britney Spears' first husband. If true these pairings would qualify as Hollywood's filthiest love square.
Film:
The third installation of the wildly successful Final Destination movies opens in theatres everywhere on February 10. This 
time the setting is an amusement park. I can only begin to speculate on the ridiculous ways in which peoples lives will be ended.
Why you should watch this movie: It may very well be the best movie of 2006. I am not talking about Oscar-award-winning good but ridciulously ridiculous and entertaining good. If you haven't seen Final Destination or Final Destinal 2 you should probably watch those as well because they will provide the general structure for death's design.
What else you should know: Noah and I have advance tickets for opening night. There will be additional reporting on the subject.
2 comments:
you KNOW that when you heard "PopoZao," you were rocking out in the exact same way that KFed is in this video. both the song and this clip are awful, not that that really needed to be said. i'm sitting alone in my dorm room right now watching KFed, laughing really hard. i feel creepy. i bet ben would like this song. ...loser.
Damn have you been to kfedfacts.com that sh*t is funny!
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