AUGUST 17--Claiming that its image and persona have been hijacked as part of a marketing campaign for Burger King's new chicken fries, the costumed heavy metal band Slipknot is threatening the fast food giant with legal action. In the below August 4 letter, the band's lawyers charge that Coq Roq--a mock metal band featured in new Burger King commercials--was created as a "look-alike, sound alike 'band' in order to influence the Slipknot generation to purchase Chicken Fries."
If there is really a "Slipknot generation" then we need to get out there and sterilize those little fucks as soon as humanly possible. Burger King, I beg of you, please cook the
Chicken Fries in some kind of reproductive-organ-destroying oil.
2 comments:
Coq Block. he. hehe.
damnit, that's an excellent title. what's the policy around here for changing post titles?
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