8.30.2005

she never sleeps


Creepiest part of this story? Not the fact that a 22-year-old has married the 14-year-old mother of his child (though that does violate the half-your-age-plus-seven rule), but this:
The couple named their 7-pound, 1-ounce baby girl, born Wednesday morning, Samara Ann Koso, after a character in the horror movie "The Ring."
That settles it -- I am naming my first son "Travis Bickle".

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

21/2+7=17.5. phew. but now its proven--by your personally accepted standards nonetheless--that you are borderline sleazy.