10.06.2005

it's always the important programs they cut first

It'd be great if sex were like that, unemployment. You could be like, "Hey, I haven't gotten any in 6 months and I want some so I'm filing for sex, please." And they'd be like, "Oh man, this dude hasn't gotten it in months; send him a hooker!" And it'd be two stoned guys, fat white guys in a donut-filled government office with escort's numbers all over the walls.

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