10.24.2005

Somewhere in Middle America....

Young America, MN

With a median age of 33.1 years, residents of Young America, Minnesota aren't really all that young. I would welcome the name if the median age was 12 and the town's mayor was also the president of the eighth grade. However, because the mayor is in fact a middle aged woman I have taken thge liberty of reviewing the town's demographic data and suggesting a few more appropriate names.

The list of alternative town names is as follows:

1) Population 3,241 America, MN
2) Elevation 980 Feet America, MN
3) 96.1% White America, MN (Also known as The Midwest America)

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