Your godson is not smoking, taking, or licking camel toads you silly lady. He's snorting them! No, not really. He's just jerking off all over your guest sheets to them.
[Via everywhere, but most recently my friend Jake.]
Bonus pic that I found looking for some visual accompaniment to this post:
And, in case you were wondering:
Toad is the highest-ranking Mushroom Retainer in the Mushroom Kingdom, and is Princess Toadstool's loyal servant. Not the bravest of mushrooms, Toad is often captured by Bowser and is usually the first character to be rescued by Mario. Toad is also famous for selling items, and has operated shops in games such as SMB3, SMRPG, Paper Mario, and the Mario Party series. The name "Toad" has since been used to describe any mushroom person inhabiting The Mushroom Kingdom, and in Paper Mario, Mario even visited a suburb of the Kingdom known as "Toad Town."
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