Ramen Dynasty (2000 b.c. - Present)

4,000 year old noodles found in northwestern China reveal beginnings of Ramen Dynasty, which now includes 15 Top Ramen flavors and 15 Cup Noodle flavors. The discovery of the noodles doubles the known length of Ramen Dynasty and calls into question the legitimacy of the Xia and all subsequent dynasties.

Note: Our dear friend Matt Fischer at the Official Ramen Homepage maintains an impressive list of Ramen recipes.

Also note: If you find yourself in Japan visit the Shin-Yokohama Ramen Museum. Admission is 300 yen for adults and 100 yen for children, 3 and 6-month passes also available.

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