2.22.2006

The man has a point...

A man who pleaded no contest to a sodomy charge involving a sheep says he should not have to register as a sex offender. Jeffrey S. Haynes said the state registry is intended to keep track of people who have committed crimes against humans.


But there should probably be a registry of people that have violated farm animals as well, at least in farm-friendly Midwestern states.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

a few questions...

what law did he break? just trespassing and harm to the farmers property, a law against animal cruelty, one against sodomy, or one specifically against sheep sodomy?? if the later is true, i pray there is some type of michigan state thomas.loc.gov where we can track its passing
also, what is the crime of "uttering"???

Anonymous said...

Gotta believe they meant "uddering" (see man/cow picture). I'll be here all night, don't forget to tip your waitress.