7.12.2005

pee wee's big adventure scared me to death


I was pretty ready to make a joke about this, because even though I really like Paul Reubens it seems pretty bizarre that he gets his own day. But the organizers have really stolen my thunder, anticipating all possible attacks and integrating them into the day's festivities. That's why the Paul Reubens' Day Pornographic After Party will have a contest for "Biggest Spooge Monger" and a "Spooge Cannon". I guess this is the kind of "sly adult humor" that the event's organizers, the "Drunken Redheaded Sluts," refer to in the press release.

[via largehearted boy]

No comments: