This post is for all the "haters" out there spouting these viscious "fat" and "pregnant" rumors. Fuck you and your gossip-mongering ways. You're probably just jealous!
But, anyway, reasons why The Island bombed:
Movie doesn't explore the whimsical nature of cloning, a la MULTIPLICITYWow, this is really transparent. All I really wanted was a semi-legit excuse to scour the internet for hot pictures of Scarlett Johansson.
Jessica Biel not chainsawed to death
[They] [c]ut the scene where Scarlett Johannson comes out of the screen and bes my girlfriend
[list of reasons via matthew tobey]
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