Bow-Ow-Ow

I often have been told that I look like a young Snoop Dogg, but that is entirely beside the point. The real point is that it has become dangerous to traffic in dead and dying dogs. A secondary point is that the weapon of choice for retaliation against these dead-dog-dealers is often the dead dog itself.

Case in Point.

A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.

The breeder wrestled the woman out of her house to the front porch, where the woman then hit the breeder over the head numerous times with the dead puppy.

That led the dog owner to get in her car -- taking the dead puppy with her, which she waved from the sunroof as she drove off.

Police aren't identifying the woman, but say she could face burglary and assault charges. The breeder wasn't seriously hurt.
If you are bored at work and want to practice killing Chihuahuas I suggest Wak-a-Chihuahua.